Barb is a 34 year old hellcat, born and bred in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. She’s a humble administrative assistant by day, Twitter luminary by night.
Strengths: Fits into small spaces, understands the inner workings of a serial killer’s mind, sits well for tattoos, a true ride or die bitch, best aunt in the universe.
Weaknesses: Comics, Edgar Allan Poe, Hawkeye, animals, Jeremy Renner, the MCU, the Baltimore Ravens, the Baltimore Orioles, velociraptors, breadsticks, Matt Fraction, Chip Zdarsky, boys with tattoos, corsets, boys with glasses.
Special Skills: Advanced maneuverability in large crowds.
Weapons: Epic Eyeroll, Germane GIF Selection
Can Be Found: Titillating Twitter, running amok at conventions, planning her next cosplay and studying the perversities of the human species.
“She’s so smart and hilarious and her personality kills me.” RF
“I like Barb because she’s fun size. She’s hella useful in crowds because I can send her in as the advanced offensive line. Barb’s the Skipper to my Kowalski.” Deidre C.
“Shes the Bucky to my Steve.” Katy H.
“Store your Barb in room 50 degrees or warmer. Tends to lick metal, known to brimp.” Chris
“She’s short! It’ll be funny!” Matt Fraction
“Once you get past the RBF (resting bitch face for those who aren’t in the know), Barb is a joy and delight to have in my life. I cant tell you where id be without her. No really, I’d be lost in some undesirable bar or something. Seriously. Also, she is callipygous” Manda K.
“She’s the Danny DeVito to my Arnold Schwarzenegger… there is no one I’d rather battle shower spiders with or study the natural habitat of drunk teenage werewolves with. Every day is an adventure and discovery of Assholes.” Melinda R.
“B can only be described by the talented lyricist, Fergie Ferg. “She ain’t easy, she ain’t sleazy. When she come to the club, step aside. V.I.P. cause you know she gotta shine. She gonna get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off her hump. She got the bass and she represent when she come to your town. She flying the first class, and she won’t change. She’s so three thousand and eight. Boom.”” Elisha M.
“A perfect example of quality over quantity, Barb will make you swoon with her allure. Her loyalty will bring out her fierceness and if you mess with her friends she may make you scared to ever buy fun sized again. A Baltimore babe with a heart of pure gold.” Caitlin G.